i am the fries at the bottom of the mcdonalds bag
Maybe you go unnoticed at first, but someone’s always thrilled to find you
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
thank god my burning mhatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months